Posted by: chuckfinney | August 6, 2008

Kari Jobe Rocks!

If this isn’t a cause for excitement, then you need the little blue pill! She is not Lutheran by a long shot, but will be bringing her New Measures (are they really new?) to the youth of the TX District. It will be a spiritual experience for those young people. I am so glad to see her being used and sanctioned by the LCMS.


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  1. I think she’s lip-syncing…

    Tim

  2. You are just jealous because some people have the talent of singing while you on the other hand cause people to want to shove pencils in their ears.

  3. Is she wearing a dog collar? Maybe it will let us know she has her shots.
    I did memorize that song in less than one minute. SWEET!

  4. Jay,
    It appears you may know my other identity based on your comment about my voice.

    Jealousy, however, is not the issue. I am proud of her ability to excite and titillate, but nobody does it better than me! Where do you think this stage performance stuff originated? I am the OG of American religion. Your brother Joel is just stealing my rhymes!

  5. I detect the sarcasm in your writings. I bet you don’t even really believe in the new measures. You think electric guitars and drums in church are tools of the devil. I have a feeling that you are the type of person who drinks beer and smokes cigars and calls in sick in the morning.

    You should watch a little more Joel you could learn much from him.

  6. Jay,
    Beer and cigars do not mix well. I heard that from someone. Your brother, not the bald one, can teach me much. He has skills with the new measures.
    Chuck

  7. My brother with hair has his hands full at the moment or should I say his wife does. She must not have God’s favor or else she never would have been sued. Although he should be able to write a book about the experience and turn it into a big pay day. Perhaps this is what the LCMS should be teaching their pastors.


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